The barbecue set, canned beer, sports shoes, a shopping centre, floor panels, plastic bags, soda drinks, a one-armed bandit, a baseball cap, a harlequin, a sitcom, ketchup, amphetamine, a solarium, jelly babies, sausages, fireworks, fishing, artificial nails, crisps, steroids, silicone, vinyl siding, a TV series, football, a holiday brochure, Big Brother, a baseball bat, a garden gnome, monosodium glutamate, artificial flowers, fighting dogs, toast bread, computer games, energy drinks, the greatest hits, a self-tanning lotion, cheese spread, sex line, a painkiller, a plastic rifle, a stock cube, action films, a tracksuit, milled rock tiles, a TV quiz show, hairpieces, chips, quads, ecstasy, crosswords, car tuning, a lottery, a plaster wall, a tabloid, botox, a chocolate bar. Doesn't melt in hands. Flexible like gum. Burns like nylon. Looks nice. Smells strange. Doesn't cost much. Doesn't hurt at all. Never decomposes.

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Quotes from Michel Houellebecq, Guy Debord, Andy Warhol, Umberto Eco, Slavoj Žižek, Antonio Negri, Giorgio Agamben, François Lyotard, Michel Foucault, Herbert Marcuse, Jurgen Habermas, Theodor Adorno, Peter Sloterdijk, Walter Benjamin, Gilles Deleuze, Raoul Vaneigem, Dorota Masłowska, futurists, dadaists, surrealists and situationists.